Global Warming: What's the Problem?

I really don't understand why liberals like Al Gore and the Hollywood intelligensia are making such a big deal about global warming. I mean, really, think about it now.

In Winter, where do people want to travel? Someplace WARM!

During Spring Break, where do students flock? FLORIDA!

And in Summer, where do people love to visit? HAWAII!

Global warming is all about the democratization of the world that is now being promoted by the farsighted and underappreciated Bush administration. Iraq and global warming are both born of the same political ideals. Just as all people everywhere should have an equal opportunity to live in a democratic state, so should everyone all over the earth have a chance to get a fair share of the warmth.

Warm weather is not just for Southern California as overly tanned Democrats and the Hollywood elite would have you believe. No, thanks to the neo-conservative wing of the Republican party, warm weather will someday be equally available all year round in unbearably chilly places like North Dakota, Minnesota, Norway, Greenland, and the Ukraine.

The biased media should stop presenting global warming as if it were a "problem," because in all honesty global warming is really a solution--one that allows for the fair and democratic distribution of warmth to all parts of the world.